September 20th.
I left my heart. In San Francisco, time is forever ephemeral – ten years in that city is ephemeral for me, like a double-take, like a beautiful woman walking past your moving car. Four short weeks after my liberating – jail breaking – flee from Baltimore, three weeks after finishing up my LGV and Az-R crash course from Mark Pandori, five short days after burning off my (I guess his) last rectal wart at the STD clinic with my two-handed liquid N2 ninja style, and two endless days following my clinical licensing exam (Q: “doctor, am I going to die?” A: “God, I hope so”)– I’m off to Peru. This blog/daily soul cough/diary is not about San Francisco. So I’ll leave the nostalgia at that. After I feebly recount the five shot/three whiskey/four beer night I spent on Polk Street with Kerwar, Thomas, and Lynch. Fuck I miss San Francisco already. (I miss Lydia too – but it’s different – Lydia gets periods (sorry babe)). Hungover after an ovation from my Not For Partner “roommate” I threw my five suitcases worth of life belongings back into three overweight containers and sped off to the airport.
The flight to Miami was mostly unremarkable. Except for the raging lunatic pacing the aisles, threatening the stewardesses (yes, you heard me – and Pac Bell Park too), and getting tied up like a shoelace by an air marshall (policias aires). Miami to Lima was equally mellow. Sat next to Hernando with the hearing impaired son he convinced to go to Florida International over Harvard/Stanford, and who, if you still believe him, was off to a 30 hour business “transaction” in Lima before returning to the states the next morning.
Paula (Bob Gilman’s assistant extraordinaire) had a taxi arranged (and even paid for). I got back to the Gringo House at about 6AM (flight got in at 4:20AM). Met Heidi of Bloomberg fame at the door. Took over a nice room upstairs to myself (keeping it warm for a CDCer (Mike Levy) who has been down here seemingly forever studying Chagas – remind me to look that up again). Hit the sack, met Gavin and Yvonne (couple from Thomas Jefferson), hit the door, hit the internet café, hit the Metro (Peruvian Wallmart) for towels and other non-perishables, hit the shanty counter for el menu (note to self: stop ordering pure), hit the bathroom, hit the books (subjunctive tense), met Gabrielle – charming ex-Hopkins MHSer, now hitting up Les Roberts old territory – doing some sanitation work in the Pueblos Jovens. MET THE SPANIARDS: with their haircuts, and their ice cream, and their phlebotomy???
I’ve got a full day of apartment hunting tomorrow. That it will end quickly. Also off to see Derek Fine’s friend, the country famous Peruvian rabbi (how do I get myself into these Jewish situations? Last time I supped with a national rabbi, I saw him the next week in the NYTimes next to the Pope, mostly unforgiving of the 20000000000 Jews killed by the Poles, only to celebrate when the Germans came (see Ukraine diary/daily soul coughing – which I think was the last time I did that) (then see any story I write about my grandfather).
September 23, 2006
Repente, yo impresso esciribir en espanol. Despacio. Ok, that was fun. Yesterday was a day for the ages, or at least for the diary. Dear Elena Saramiento showed me four apartments ranging from 280/mo for four walls and a chair to a 1,300/mo palace on the Malecon with flat screen and shag pad included. None were in my wheelhouse. All were livable. I also met Sly Silvio who came and left me feeling like Atlas was standing atop my shoulders. Finally, a rag-tag unfinished add-on in San Ysidro, with tons of promise where I hope to return this week. With tomorrow (Sunday) comes the Sunday El Comercio and an apparent tome of classificados.
So the clock rung 5pm, and I was drained, like a squeezed bar mat. Apartment hunting is only slightly more enjoyable than USMLE II CS, except I feel like the actor asking meaningless questions. I sauntered over to Casa de Benhamu for what I hoped would be a relaxing dinner. Thirty minutes later I was at the wailing wall (or should I say wailing gymnasium) while Sr. Benhamu lecturned his blessed is the lord you subservient believers in my mighty power for an hour with shaking and bowing and moaning all about. A veritable sea of black suits encircling goyish-gringo-guy in his baby blue sweater and white sneakers, lips sealed, uncomprehending either of the two languages spoken during the services (that’s one less than usual for me). So I stood when they stood, sat when they sat, undulated when they undulated, saluted, purred, laughed, coughed, and Amened when they did – or should I say, all about two seconds after they did. It may have looked a bit like a northerner at a line dance or one of those Russian dances when one guy drops while the other jumps. I smiled. They frowned. But the dinner was superb. Flanked by English speakers (Mrs. Benhamu and the doctor’s wife/jappy/mining company worker?) who were very pleasant and talkative And the food. Ten courses of appetizers representing sin and heaven and death and sorrow and humility and joy, fear, sleep, shoelaces, electrical sockets, car window wipers, and that Don Knotts. Followed by homemade challah (talked up a bit too much I must say (I can hear Kerwar now laughing superciliously as I demean a free lunch)), the first gafilteh fish I’ve ever liked with a beet/horseradish salad, and vereneki, kugel, roast beef, potatoes to round it out. Truly superb. I was content. Until I broke five rules of the Sabbath (used the elevator, wrote down someone’s number, told them I’d call them tomorrow to thank them, and called a cab home – actually got a ride from the nice couple next to me). AKWARD. Short of bringing along bacon double cheeseburgers, I don’t think I could have violated more rules.
Back to the gringo house, a couple beers with Gavin, some Michigan/Ohio State/Paul Farmer/wedding planning and to bed. This morning was not quite so smooth. I mapped out a 6 miler. Maybe 2 miles later I shit my pants. Literally. Truly challenging my pride to write this. Walk in the door about ½ mile after limping back home, resisting contractions – smelling literally like smeared feces to find none other than Gabrielle to welcome me and my malodorous back side. Fuck. Half an hour in the toilet-paperless bano where my underwear stayed for eternity in the basura, and another half in the shower washing the excrement off my body. I feebly tried to re-entice a friendship with one of those conversations that is so clearly avoiding the point. AKWARD. Luckily I left before we actually GOT to the point. I’m sure a few beers from now, the truth will be revealed. AKWARD!
The rest of the afternoon was quite enjoyable. I met Vicki at Hiraoke and took the Micro back to her pad. After navigating through the apartment offer mostly unscathed, I met her mother, sister, husband, and friend, dined on microwaved turkey hips and rice, and generally gained some espanol confidence.
September 28, 2006
The foreign experience, with all its idiosyncrasy, exasperation, and frustration is if nothing else the great pie slicer. Another slice of perspective with each new day. Circle de soleil, or Circo Etno, or El Vuelo del Condor – aka – the Peruvian circus and warm Pisco tasting festival was yet another slice of perspective. Truly unexpected to see Russians, Chinese, (Peruvians?), and god knows what else running around on stilts. Not so much soleil as I’d expected, and a little more ass discomfort than I would have liked, but memorable nonetheless (or would it be if I hadn’t written this). Less exciting (aside from Brian I must say) was the rest of the crowd. Krishna was all inquisitive looks and Harvard persona. The two Christina’s (the Othello board) were quite and mostly unnoticeable. Brian – the DO chap with the infatuation for stories of his girlfriend – was incredibly friendly and if nothing else, enthusiastic. So know Sean Hewens around (yet). I’ll have to drink by myself (or get Gavin to convince Yvonne to let him play once and a while).
I will refrain from complaining about the apartment hunt any more than to say it was only slightly more pleasurable than a hemorrhoidectomy and I’m glad it is over. Looking forward to the new digs on Saturday. Tarrata is in the heart of town, the better of the two finalists (thanks to Tammy for setting me straight – ranking the runner-up (subcapmeone) 3/10).
The last two days of work have been nothing short of incredibly soul cough worthy. Wednesday I headed up to Las Pampas for some body callipering and topless “el tigre” chanting with the incredibly uncomfortable Pampas jefe Lilia. Aside from the sexual harassment, I headed with Tammie to the home of a couple of the community workers (16 and 18 – Jkarold (spelled correctly) and Juan Miguel) – aka Los Dicipulos. These two guys have a nationally recognized Christian Rock Rap bank. Sounded incredibly good – and strangely timely/pertinent. They wrapped about and in front of Ollanta, leftist candidate who recently lost a runoff for president, and just barely failed to become Peru’s Hugo Chavez. Got to see their house (father was voraciously tearing through his psychology text) at the bottom of the sloping hills, littered with the tangled sprawl of half-homed architecture sloping up the hills. The area had recently been blessed with running water, a “sewage” system, and electricity. Arribe Peru!
This morning I met Carelton Evans at a swanky San Isidro hotel for strong coffee and some soul coughing on his part about his numerous TB dx projects. Pretty neat stuff. Would be thrilled to get to work with the guy. Thinks outside the box. Thinks a lot. Rubs his face while he’s thinking. Says something. Stops. Thinks a bit more. Hit up Telephonica for phone/internet installation (my freakin cell phone won’t behave – it’s what I get for being incredibly “frugal”) at the new place. Rosa offered to sign for it – makes life much easier. Then off to El Agustino slums to Dave Moore’s street children clinic. Two cab drivers refused to take me – demaisado pelligro. Finally, a chap from the area dropped me off. Dave Moore is somewhat of a god – or at least an idol. Brang down the kids for four years, going on eight for TB treatment/dx studies, street kid clinics, world famous mentoring, and generally saintly activities. Someone else I’d like to replace or assassinate and take over off (yes Jeff, if my plans for you are foiled). Anyway the clinic is Peruvian run and in its first stages – doctor, nurses, psychologist, physical trainer, etc. Turns out there are about 1,500 (seems low, no?) street kids in Lima proper. The psychologist and physical educator work every night to set up health and activities for them. They also organized a city wide soccer league (350 participants) now three years strong. It’s really good work. Pretty heart warming/wrenching. I sat back and watched today, rolled around with some scabbies, drew a couple horses, and put together El Winnie Rompecabeza. I hope to be back. The slum was something else. I thought Las Pampas were a unique housing experiment. God forbid an earthquake ever hit this shanty. The literally tens of thousands of interlocking brick buildings creep up the hills and over in the distance, hanging with unfinished mortar and scraps of here and there. Truly unique in my travels. Glad I had the chance to check it out, and hope it remains engrained in a usable part of my own rompecabeza.